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Attack on your dashboard 。◕ ‿ ◕。
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slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

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14 hours ago

There are 5 types of fear

cvroline:

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”

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14 hours ago

rnumblr:

IF YOU FUCKING THINK that I can’t balance 6 CLASSES, EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES, CLUBS, A SOCIAL LIFE & SLEEP THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY right because i have a mental breakdown literally every day

(via cookie-moi)

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14 hours ago

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.
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14 hours ago

overlordjake:

remohazard:

I won’t take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.

y’know, you probably just made tons of songs seem completely pointless.

(Source: tenseful, via pizza)

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14 hours ago

thelesbianguide:

Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent

Done.

(Source: trolllinginthedeep, via kaeandlucy)

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14 hours ago

spoopotomyofrageandlove:

girlynekoboi:

datkarkatass:

dwu8689:

such car, very fast

I WILL FUCKING MURDER EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. I WILL EVAPORATE ALL OCEANS. I WILL BURN EVERY FOREST. I WILL FREEZE EVERY DESERT. I WILL EXPLODE THE FUCKING MOON AND THE SUN AND THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE MARK MY FUCKING WORDS.

Such mad.

very anger
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22 hours ago

blagdenjolrass:

"honey, i’m pregnant."

hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”

(Source: ladytethrass, via cristitom)

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22 hours ago

swagcheck:


Insecure Stripper

I’m seriously laughing so hard right now
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